Eaters Remorse

I just trashed about two paragraphs of blogging. I have nothing to say but I feel that I owe it to my reader to post something regularly. The truth is that I don't think I have a lot going on right now other than my obsessive working out, my inability to run due to stress reactions (different but close to stress fractures), bowling, and the comedy improv class that I start next week. So... yeah... I guess that's probably a lot of stuff that is going on.

I also joined the biggest loser competition at work. I did it kind of out of a joke and kind of because I would like to lose 3 lbs. If were even halfway decent at 3rd grade math I could probably figure out what percentage of my body weight that would be. Alas, I suck at math and I'm too lazy to figure it out. The only thing I really know is that a percent to a decimal is 2 to the left.

Thanks to the magic of the internet I found a calculator tool that does simple math for me.

http://www.fitwatch.com/qkcalc/calculate-weight-loss-percentage.html


It's really probably impossible for me to lose 3 lbs. I hope I don't come off as stuck up, I'm just being real. I've been trying to lose it for about 7 months now.

3.52% is what I would like to lose overall which would be like 5 lbs.

Anyhooooo... my purpose here was to talk about the phenomenon known as Eaters Remorse. But now this blog is kind of long and discussing eaters remorse would only make it longer. The bottom line is that I don't like eaters remorse which I have defined as the feeling of remorse associated with devouring something that completely ruins your diet and the 2 1/2 hour workout you did today. I'm going to try to avoid this feeling while the biggest loser is going on. Hopefully I can lose my 5 lbs.

POST BLOG BLOG:

So after I posted this blog I noticed the clever google ads which appeared on my page:
Those google people think they know everything. I found this to be quite funny.