If you don't know me personally you should know that I am an AVID nail biter. I've tried quitting but honestly I really don't care. My nails are horrible and kind mutantesque (i just made up that word and that is the correct spelling of it). I bite my nails at work, while I drive, while I bowl... it really doesn't matter. I don't bite my nails while I poo.
Additionally, if you don't know me you should also know that I don't really get sick very often. I don't take precautions to avoid germs, I don't care if someone is sick around me, I don't use antibacterial gels, I DO wash my hands before returning to work. I have come to believe that the relationship between biting my nails and my super-human immune system has everything to do with my nail biting.
My belief is that through biting my nails I end up ingesting little bits of viruses and bacteria, not enough to make me sick but enough for my body to create an immunity to whatever is it.
So if you're sick and tired of being sick my recommendation is to lick some germ covered items on a regular basis. I'm going to bite my nails now I hope to see you doing the same.
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I bite my nails when I poo.
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